Maybe Rick Santorum Needs To Put Aspirin Between His Lips, So He Wouldn't Go Down On Phallic-Shaped Objects -- So Much.
Foster Friess, below, the scandalous billionaire fundraiser to former Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) for President, has advocated a return to old-fashioned uses of contraception.
Mr. Friess told Andrea Mitchell of MSNBC that, time was, women used to put an aspirin between their legs to discourage sexual intercourse.
Maybe Mr. Friess can advise Mr. Santorum, right, to put an aspirin between his lips, to discourage oral fixations.
